Let’s Take A Walk

If the nucleus can’t grow –
forget it!

 

 

After hearing of the new, popular specializations,
such as people becoming, not attorneys, but “legal aids,”
not doctors or nurses, but “medical assistants,”
this one chap decided that the new height of his
ambitions would be to become a
“para-person.”

 

 

“Hey Pop, in as much as you’ve already told me that ‘everything’s an indication of
everything else’ doesn’t it follow that ‘nothing’s an indication of anything else’?”
And the man called “Pop” was damn near overcome by cerebral carbonation.

 

 

After hearing his little charge whine on about how all the great discoveries and
inventions had already been done and used up, this one father offered his
encouragement by saying, “But just think of all the grand things that have
yet to be attempted verbally.”

 

All theories regarding sitting
are derived from the act of walking.

J.

 

 

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