Jan Cox Talk 1428

If You Don’t Think About Your Thoughts–You’re Okay…

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The News

95046-1
A MAN WROTE THE ADVANCED ADVICE DOCTOR:
“DEAR DOCTOR: SINCE YOU CAN’T REMOVE SICK GUMS WITHOUT INJURY TO TEETH,
How CAN YOU EVER EXTRACT IGNORANCE FROM THE MIND WITHOUT DAMAGE TO THE MIND!?’
AND THE DOCTOR DECLARED THAT THE WRITER WAS CRAZY AS A
ZEBRA AT A COMPUTER CONVENTION!
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How TO HANDLE IT: PART 1 (“”*’ IF YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS — YOU’RE OKAY.
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95046-3
ONE GUY’S PET SLOGAN WAS:
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE NATURE, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE—E—E THE GODS! — AND,
/n”*.’ IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GODS, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE—E—E THE GOVERNMENT! — AND,
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GOVERNMENT, YOU’RE INCLINED TO GO BACK TO NATURE. YOU FRIGGIN’ IDIOTS!”
WHAT A GUY.
95046-4
ACCORDING TO THE MYTHS & LEGENDS OF ONE GROUP OF UNKNOWN PEOPLES,
THE LIVES OF MYSTICS ARE NICELY DIVIDED INTO TWO DISTINCT PARTS:
IN THE FIRST PART, THE MYSTIC SPENDS MOST OF HIS LIFE IN ACTIVITIES THAT
DON’T PRODUCE THE DESIRED RESULT,
BUT NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE SOME TIMES SUCCEEDS —
AND THAT IS THE SECOND PART.
MANY PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO DO IT SOME OTHER WAY,
BUT IF THEY TRIED, ALL THEY WOULD DO IS ADD A THIRD PART TO THE ALREADY EXISTING TWO.
IN SPRING TRAINING CAMP AT MOUNT OLYMPUS THIS IS KNOWN AS THE: “You CAN’T WIN BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN.” …AND ROOKIES WHO DON’T PICK UP ON THIS QUICKLY ENOUGH
GET A CLEATED FOOT IN THE ASS FROM ZEUS.
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95046-5
THE DISTINCTION OF ORDINARY THOUGHTS, DARINGLY DESCRIBED
ALL NOISE EVENTUALLY RUNS TOGETHER.
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95046-6
THE LOGIC OF THE ENLIGHTENED
YOU CAN’T BE SPIRITUALLY DISSATISFIED UNLESS YOU HAVE A SPIRITUAL, AND YOU CAN’T HAVE A SPIRITUAL UNLESS YOU’RE DISSATISFIED.
FAIR’S FAIR,
AND A BEAR’S A BEAR –
A LION’S A LION,
AND A WOLF AND WOLF,
THEN ALONG COMES MAN AND,
INTERRUPTS THE FLOW…I MEAN THE RHYME, THE VERSE,
– YOU KNOW.
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95046-7
LESSON # 1: How To BE ASSURED OF REMAINING STUPID: THINK ABOUT IT,
95046-8
THE PASSING OF COLLECTIVE TIME & MATTERS OF EVACUATION
HISTORY DON’T MEAN SHIT TO A MYSTIC.
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95046-9
ONE DAY
A CERTAIN MOTHER STEPPED TO THE FRONT DOOR WAY AND SHOUTED:
“ALL YOU KIDS — OFF THE PORCH — NOW!”,
AND AS THEY RAN FOR IT, ONE LITTLE NIPPER TURNED TO ANOTHER AND SAID:
“WOW – I WISH I HAD A MOM LIKE THAT!”
THE ADVENTURES OF NEURONS & THEIR EXCITING ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF MORBID MENTAL MATURITY
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95046-10
How To HANDLE IT: PART 2
IF YOU DON’T BOTHER YOUR THOUGHTS THEY WON’T BOTHER YOU.
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95046-1
THE MYSTIC’S LAMENT # 3
IF I WAS AS SHARP ALL THE TIME AS I AM SOME OF THE TIME, I’D’HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
…(“YEAH, YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! — WASTE YOUR TIME WHINING ABOUT IT.”)
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THE UP SIDE: ALL COMPLAINTS EVENTUALLY RUN TOGETHER.
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95046-12
As A YOUNG MAN WAS LOOKING OVER MAPS OF FOREIGN LANDS, HIS FATHER ADVISED: “NEVER GO TO A PLACE WHOSE NAME YOU CAN’T SPELL.”, AND THE BOY DECIDED TO GO TO, “IGNORANCE”.
95046-13
How To HANDLE IT: PART 3
IF YOU DON’T THINK YOUR THOUGHTS ARE TOO NOISY, THEY’LL QUIETEN DOWN.
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95046-14
WHILE THE ORDINARY WANT TO GAIN SOMETHING IN LIFE, THE FEW SEEK TO LOSE SOMETHING.
….LIKE THEIR TIES-TO, AND DEPENDENCE-ON COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS.
95046-15
IN RE THE PARENTAGE OF LAMENTATION
ALL COMPLAINTS ARE BASTARDS, MONGRELS, ILLICIT ISSUES OF INCESTUOUS RELATIONS IN THAT THEIR ANCESTRY WAS ALL RUN TOGETHER —
….JUST LIKE ALL THE REST OF MAN’S THINKING.
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95046-16
A MAN WROTE TO THE DOCTOR OF TRANSCENDANCY:
“MY DEAR GOOD DOCTOR: WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE CALL THE AWAKENING A KIND OF, ‘CONTROLLED INSANITY’!?”,
AND THE GOOD DOCTOR RESPONDED: “No, I WOULDN’T, BUT YOU MAY.”
95046-17
A MAN WENT UP TO LOCAL CONDITIONS AND SAID:
“A CERTAIN NOTION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT CLAIMS THAT
MEN ONLY RESPOND TO CRUDE WORDS, AND CRUDE BEHAVIOR
DUE TO THEIR STUPIDITY AND WEAKNESS.”,
“FUCK YOU!”, RESPONDED LOCAL CONDITIONS.
“I AM MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU ARE,
AND I CAN OVERPOWER YOU ANY TIME I WANT!
WHAT D’YA SAY TO THAT
AND TO HIMSELF THE MAN SAID:
“WELL, JEEZE, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.”
95046-18
THE USE OF SATANIC IMAGERY IN RELIGIOUS THOUGHT: A CIVIL OVERVIEW
THE SIMPLE LIKE TO BELIEVE IN A DEVIL,
SINCE THEY CAN’T BELIEVE HOW SIMPLE THEY ARE.
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95046-19
TODAY’S IF
IF,
To YOUR MIND,
EXPANDED-CONSCIOUSNESS, AND, NEURAL-SPONTANEITY AREN’T SYNONYMOUS — THEY SHOULD BE.
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95046-20
HOW THINGS CAN Go IF YOU STICK TOGETHER
“1-.’ ONE GUY’S MOTTO WAS; “BITE MY BUTT.”,
AND HIS BROTHER’S WAS: “YEAH, BITE HIS BUTT.”
POSTSCRIPT: ONE MAN WAS HIS OWN BROTHER….UNTIL HE CAME HOME EARLY ONE DAY!!
YES, THINGS CAN Go IN UNUSUAL DIRECTIONS IF You CAN STICK TOGETHER
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THE PROFESSOR TOLD THE CLASS THERE WAS ONLY ONE QUESTION FOR THE DAY: “ARE NEURAL JUICES AS STICKY AS BLOOD?”, AND THE CLASS REPLIED: “AH, DAD, BE SERIOUS.”
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95046-21
SONG OF THE SEA
ONE MAN BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT HE’D NEVER LEARN HOW TO REPAIR HIS OUTBOARD MOTOR IF HE KEPT READING ABOUT HOW TO REPAIR ITS
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SECOND VERSE:
ONE MAN FINALLY REALIZED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO REPAIR HIS OUTBOARD MOTOR WAS TO THROW IT AWAY.
(COMPOSER’S FOOTNOTE: ONCE YOUR DRIVEWAY IS CLEAR, THERE IS NO THIRD VERSE.)
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95046-22
THE ORDINARY WANT TO BE FREE FROM “BAD LUCK”,
WHILE THE FEW WANNA ABSCOND FROM THE MENTAL SOURCE OF BAD LUCK —
r’ — THEIR MENTAL.
95046-23
THE Two GREAT & MIGHTY WAYS: THE WAY OF ATTENTION, AND
THE WAY OF IGNORING.
95046-24
THE SIMPLE BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST ONE WAY BY WHICH
THEY CAN SHOW SOME SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE IS BY “CRITIQUING LIFE”. …(“CRITIQUING” SOUNDING BETTER THAN “BITCHING ABOUT”.)
95046-25
MORE BIBLICAL, MYTHICAL UPDATING
THE SHAME,
CLAIMED SHARED BY ADAM & EVEN
FOR THEIR NAKEDNESS IF THE GARDEN OF ORIGINAL PARADISE,
CAME ABOUT WHEN GOD ACCUSED THEM OF, “HAVING NOTHING ON THEIR MIND”.
…AND HE, BY GOD, QUICKLY PUT AN END TO THAT!
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95046-26
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THERE IS NO AWAKENING WITHOUT SPONTANEITY.
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IF YOU’RE ORDINARY, YOU CAN BE DISSATISFIED WITH LIFE,
BUT IF YOU “KNOW-A-LITTLE-SOMETHING”, YOU DON’T GET THE PRIVILEGE, — YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO BE DISSATISFIED WITH!
95046-28
THE LAST WORDS OF EVERY MYSTIC
JUST BEFORE HE’S SHOT FOR NOT PLAINLY SAYING
WHETHER OR NOT HIS MIND HAS BEEN OF ANY USE TO HIM, ARE: “I’LL THINK ABOUT IT”
95046-29
CREATIVITY
LIFE IS AS ORIGINAL AS YOU CAN GET,
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEARN HOW TO PLAGIARIZE IT.
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95046-30
ONE MAN HAD ALL HIS THOUGHTS IMPORTED FROM FOREIGN LANDS, “WHAT NOT!?”, SAID HE,
“I CAN AFFORD IT —
AND THAT’S WHERE THEY COME FROM ANY WAY.”
95046-3t,
TIME: A COMPREHENSIVE SURVEY OF THE SUBJECT WITH THE MODERN MYSTIC IN MIND
ONE TIMES’ AS GOOD AS ANOTHER.
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95046-32
ONE MAN SUDDENLY STOOD AND SHOUTED: “I WANT OFF THIS TRAIN!”,
WHILE ANOTHER TO HIMSELF THOUGHT: “I’D SETTLE FOR ITS NOISE BEING MUFFLED.”
95046-33
CHILDREN’S RHYME # NINE
I CAN,
TAKE OFF MY SHOES,
TAKE OFF MY SOCKS,
BUT ON MY MIND,
MY THOUGHTS HAVE LOCKS.
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95046-34
UNTIL YOU FIND JUST THE RIGHT PLACE ON YOUR PORCH,
THE NOISE OF TRAFFIC CAN DISTRACT YOU FROM ALMOST ALL USEFUL EFFORT.
95046-35
TIME FOR SOME: DEFINITION ROUND UPS
HISTORY BOOKS: REFERENCE MATERIALS FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T REMEMBER GENETICALLY. TIME: WAYS OF MEASURING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT “BLANK” IT IS
THOUGHTS: THINGS USED BY THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH THEIR MIND.
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IN PLEADING HIS CASE TO THE SCHOOL’S GRADUATING COMMITTEE
THE MAN ADMITTED HE COULDN’T SPELL, BUT MISSPELLED IT AS, “SMELL”, AND THE DEAN CAME OVER TO RE-WIRE HIS OLFACTORY OPERATIONS BY PUNCHING HIM IN THE NOSE.
MORAL: REAL EDUCATION IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE SIMPLY ON A MIND.
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95046-36
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ANOTHER IN THE SERIES OF:”GREAT DISCOVERIES IN THE LIVES OF MYSTICS” IF YOU DON’T CARE — YOUR THOUGHTS WON’T CARE.
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95046-37
ONLY THE MIND OF THE FEW CAN STEP ON ITS OWN FINGERS As IT CLUTCHES TO THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF.
…(AND OF COURSE, ONLY A PRECIOUS FEW CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS MEANS.)
95046-38
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THE DOCTOR TOLD THE PATIENT:
“TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND CLIMB UP ON THE TABLE.”,
AND THE CIVILIAN SAID:
“HEY, IF I COULD GET ALL MY CLOTHES OFF, I’D BE WELL-AS-HELL AND OUTTA HERE!.
…(ONLY A FEW OF THOSE ILL CAN EVER REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS.)
95046-39
A BOY ASKED HIS FATHER: “How MANY KINDS OF SICKNESS ARE THERE?”,
AND HIS LARGER COUNTERPART REPLIED: “Two: DEATH AND IMAGINARY.”,
AND THE LAD RESPONDED: “BY,’IMAGINARY’, I ASSUME YOU MEAN, MENTAL!?”,
“THAT’S RIGHT BOY, TWO KINDS: PHYSICAL AND MENTAL, AND ONE OF THEM DON’T COUNT.”
…AND WHEN HE WAS GROWN, THE KID SAVED A BUNDLE IN MEDICAL BILLS.
95040-43
TO THE ORDINARY MIND, THE DIFFERENCES IN THINGS APE SO SIMILAR THAT NO USEFUL INFORMATION FROM THEM IS EVER FORTHCOMING.
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A CLOSING REASSURANCE (AND COP-OUT).
ONLY A MYSTIC HIMSELF FULLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT,
BUT, HEY! — WHO’D WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!?
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